It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up
Being married someday is going to be so cool. like you get to come home to your best friend every single day and just do life together.
please do not be mean to dogs they are only trying to help
If u have never mentally claimed food and gotten really angry when someone takes it, you are lying
do you ever read a fic that is so much better than the actual canon that you get angry
“Blow minds, not dudes”
Actually you can do both! What a concept! That women can be intelligent as well as sexually active! And we don’t live in the goddamn 18th century and women don’t have to be pure little virgin housewives if they don’t want to! Oh my gosh!
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever
im funnier online where I can’t stutter