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Life Is Full of Shenanigans

Thirteen random facts about me:
I can't stand mushrooms. Those things are bloody gross.
I daydream so much that I might as well be asleep.
My biggest fear is drowning even though I'm 1/4 mermaid.
I dyed my hair red because I purposely wanted to look like a fire hydrant.
If sharks ever grow legs and walk on land, I'm moving to the moon.
The color purple makes me happy.
I'd rather read a book than watch a movie.
I'm a realist.
I love The Beatles.
My biggest pet peeve is when people chew with their mouths open.
I wish I could fly even though I'm scared of heights.
I think Snapple is the best stuff on earth.
And last but not least, I'm a unicorn.


This blog will mostly be of things that make me laugh; or just little thoughts that come to mind. Nothing too fancy.

Feel free to talk to me. I promise I won't bite unless you're made out of cheese.

I always follow back.

May 21st at 1PM / via: emptyforest / op: groundedonthedaily / 19,481 notes

(Source: groundedonthedaily)


May 21st at 1PM / via: janellycakes / op: pizzastiel / 189,038 notes

(Source: pizzastiel)


May 21st at 1PM / via: dondaario / op: richiepreacher / 58,121 notes

valdezstyle:

david-tennant-omg:

tunoeresdarks:

i just made some sort natural of mp3 player charger??? using only fruits and copper and and it worked

i mean

look at this fucking thing

image

IT’S CHARGING

you’re either a complete genius

or

you should be burnt at the stake…

that’s some tony stark shit right here

(Source: richiepreacher)


tabiisprecious:

onthesideoftheotters:

joshsux:

nicki in the background 

oHMYGOD taylor’s like “i feel you bro you call them out on their shit” and nicki’s like “gurl he means you”

does anyone else see the guy way back there. that guy that suddenly appears and points at taylor


May 21st at 1PM / via: beautifulwanderings / op: nevver / 28,530 notes

May 21st at 1PM / via: janellycakes / op: orangesforyou / 81,000 notes
wugs:

sorry

wugs:

sorry

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(Source: orangesforyou)


May 21st at 1PM / via: nohetero / op: sucysucyfivedolla / 42,131 notes

iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again



May 21st at 1PM / via: janellycakes / op: theangryviolinist / 43,305 notes

theangryviolinist:

do re mi fa so done with this semester


the-vashta-nerada:

superwhoavengelockandme:

the-vashta-nerada:

i don’t understand how people stop watching shows because something happens that they don’t like or they don’t like how it’s going

like

if i start a show i’m in it until the end

in sickness and in health

till death or discontinuation do us part

man, i 1000% understand where you’re coming from

BUT

Glee

oh yeah fuck glee


May 16th at 6PM / via: baby-cougar / op: sexyyuglyy / 370,953 notes

only-watching-for-the-eyesex:

Olivia…fucking…Wilde

(Source: sexyyuglyy)


May 16th at 6PM / via: lucifer- / op: misandryinhaiku / 192,723 notes

anglosexual:

misandryinhaiku:

“women are weaklings!”

i’m strong enough to carry

your corpse to the woods

this haiku is my favorite haiku


May 16th at 6PM / via: erindefendsthegalaxy / op: bumpuff / 119,721 notes

So we’re just gonna walk around pretending it’s not weird that one of our hands is just worse at everything?

(Source: bumpuff)


May 16th at 6PM / via: baby-cougar / op: internetexplorers / 35,664 notes

internetexplorers:

breaking-th3-habit:

internetexplorers:

internetexplorers:

imagine a grape-sized human

OR A HUMAN-SIZED GRAPE OH MY GOD

Two kinds of people..

i am one person..


such-lovely-chaos:



i don’t care how long it takes
sooner or later, my family will have to look out the window

such-lovely-chaos:

i don’t care how long it takes

sooner or later, my family will have to look out the window

(Source: eatsleepstrokesrepeat)