me in every group project (via aequih)
no we don’t use that room there was once a spider in it
listening to your favorite band with your friend
me at my highschool reunion
me coming back to mcdonalds in the same day
Step 1: First go like this
Step 2: Spin around
Step 3: STOP!
Step 4: Double take 3 times; 1…2…3!
Step 5: Then Pelvic Thrust!
Step 6: Stop on your right foot, DON’T FORGET IT!
Step 7: Now it’s time to bring it around town.
Step 8: Then yo do this, then this, and this, and that, and this, and that, and this.
Step 9: THEN…!
Thats how i do it….
i have been waiting 50 years for this post
asking inanimate objects if they are joking when they don’t function properly
*steps in something wet* *screams for 34 years*
What do you mean “servings per container”?
If it’s all in one container, it’s one serving.
That I will eat.
My moms soul mate is her best friend Karen and they met over thirty years ago.
I really hope one day I can have the bond they do because in my eyes they’re both pretty fucking amazing.
going to bed before midnight is admitting defeat
Life lessons from Jennifer Lawrence X
words of wisdom
….well. My goodness.