The worst part about this thing with Jennifer Lawrence is that she’s the victim here and yet she’ll be expected to apologize
Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words
How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again.
- me: [watches five hour-long episodes of a tv show in a row]
- friend: [sends me a link to an eight minute youtube video]
- me: what the fuck i dont have time for this