
(Source: groundedonthedaily)
i just made some sort natural of mp3 player charger??? using only fruits and copper and and it worked
i mean
look at this fucking thing
IT’S CHARGING
you’re either a complete genius
or
you should be burnt at the stake…that’s some tony stark shit right here
(Source: richiepreacher)
nicki in the background
oHMYGOD taylor’s like “i feel you bro you call them out on their shit” and nicki’s like “gurl he means you”
does anyone else see the guy way back there. that guy that suddenly appears and points at taylor
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again

(Source: perpetual-boners)
do re mi fa so done with this semester
i don’t understand how people stop watching shows because something happens that they don’t like or they don’t like how it’s going
like
if i start a show i’m in it until the end
in sickness and in health
till death or discontinuation do us part
man, i 1000% understand where you’re coming from
BUT
Glee
oh yeah fuck glee
“women are weaklings!”
i’m strong enough to carry
your corpse to the woods
this haiku is my favorite haiku
So we’re just gonna walk around pretending it’s not weird that one of our hands is just worse at everything?
(Source: bumpuff)
imagine a grape-sized human
OR A HUMAN-SIZED GRAPE OH MY GOD
Two kinds of people..
i am one person..

i don’t care how long it takes
sooner or later, my family will have to look out the window
(Source: eatsleepstrokesrepeat)